It's just not Page 3

Endless parties, funerals made into social events, a page 3 journo caught in a bomb blast, girls looking for sugar daddies, guys looking for sugar mommas, a namesless NRI throwing a big party to get recognized by dishing out his visiting cards, director asking his assistant deghi kya (when the assistant talks about a promising actress), ghathi cop asking young kids to be Indian first then be western (when they are caught taking drugs), gay make-up man bedding our page-3 journo's boy friend without locking the door, the journo asking the make-up man to close the door (when he is seen with some other wannabe model), wannabe actress returning back to the party scene after getting impregnated by a top star (who by the way advices his fans to use Condoms), an industrialist treating his foreign counterparts with some child-sex (kids taken from his late wife's orphanage), the real journalist asking the page-3 journo to be in the system to beat the system, the owner of the paper asking his manager to fire the bitch and repeating the same in hindi usko nikhal do (thank god he didnt translate the bitch part), and lots more.